Roast him
Roast him
Hey guys,
If I haven’t exposed you yet, your one of the lucky ones😏🔥. Don’t worry, ill get ya one day🔥🔥🔥. Otherwise, here’s my tutorial on how to comment, brought to you by your boy😏.
Part 1: How to post a comment
Step 1: Go to the blog you’re finna comment on🔥.
Step 2: Smash that comment button if you wanna show some love.
Step 3: Finesse your name and email address into the comment🔥😏.
Step 4: Type your comment in the box if you tryna flex💪💪.
Part 2: How to make your comment helpful
Step 1: Make sure your comment is constructive, if not i’m gonna wreck you💯🔎. The only exception is in the case that you are trying to expose someone, and if so it’s all you💯😈.
Step 2: Make sure your comment is relevant, if not, y’all can zip it🤐. I don’t hang with the riff-raff, and if you’re one of those IRRELEVANT people ( Shoutout to my boy Rice🍚🍚🍚🔥) who’s just commenting because they feel like it, y’all can take yourselves back to your mama’s crib👊👉.
Step 3: Make sure your comment makes sense, because why shouldn’t it😂. If you’re one of these peeps commenting saying ” Free Drake” and Drake ain’t even imprisoned (shoutout to my man Drake🤵🏾🔥) that’s just dumb. Check yourself🔎.
Thanks for reading my blog again, y’all the real MVPs💯. Blog 2, signing off.
Hey guys!
Some apps that I use in life that are really helpful include:
Snapchat- the best app for roasting🔥🔥
Instagram- the best app for exposing🔎📛
Facebook-JK nobody uses facebook😂
These apps help me go through day-to-day life as a trap god, and give me the opportunity to end some people😑.
The first app would have to be Snapchat, because this app is quite good for roasting🔥. The main way you roast on Snapchat is in group chats, where you can roast someone and only a small group of people will see it😆👉.
On the other hand, if you’re trying to fully expose someone, Instagram is the way to go🔎. The reason being because their entire follower base will see the expose, and it will get out to the largest number of people💯. To be utterly honest, nobody under the age of 30 has used Facebook since 2008, so it’s not really important😂😂. As always, keep it real and kick out the fakes👊. Signing off.
Hey guys! How’s it going? You already know I’ve got the littest blog on the internet. Laying down some ground rules:
1) No fakes allowed👊🤕
2) Keep it real full time
3) If you break rules 1 and 2 I will expose you🔥🔥🔥
Thanks, and hope you enjoy my blog!